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pleatedjeans:
How to Waste Your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa74321d3af29ecdc5e825afe5daeaf8/tumblr_mgzjjqG8A61qzcv7no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f6c5eb900627cac23ad305e6a4fc1d8/tumblr_mgzjjqG8A61qzcv7no2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/43051627497/pleatedjeans-how-to-waste-your-entire-life-a"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/41128405131/how-to-waste-your-entire-life-a-book-by-me"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/01/21/how-to-waste-your-entire-life/"&gt;How to Waste Your Entire Life: A Book by Me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;Via/&lt;strong&gt;Follow&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://goo.gl/pjRBw"&gt;The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Majoring in the arts” ionno about that one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/43061823010</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/43061823010</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:57:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd1020e34e5f58b912cf225795c370da/tumblr_mfsxb9CYTf1qg39ewo2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c077a5e26c48a4deb9cd2ff2231d032/tumblr_mfsxb9CYTf1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/39326207424</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/39326207424</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 14:53:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>rrRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH</title><description>&lt;p&gt;rrRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/37176143463</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/37176143463</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:30:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>syruppalin:

the bags under my eyes are designer
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://syruppalin.tumblr.com/post/23336996076/the-bags-under-my-eyes-are-designer"&gt;syruppalin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the bags under my eyes are designer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/31187693993</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/31187693993</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 04:50:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aloeveralotion:

expertcosmotips:

first date ideas &lt;3...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8r5b17EqI1qcbmxzo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aloeveralotion.tumblr.com/post/29443877096/expertcosmotips-first-date-ideas-3"&gt;aloeveralotion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://expertcosmotips.tumblr.com/post/29425173130/first-date-ideas-3-33333333333-xoxo"&gt;expertcosmotips&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;first date ideas &lt;3 &lt;33333333333 xoxo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT THE SHIT ROFLAFMAFOFOAOFA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/29445277829</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/29445277829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:45:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can't believe I wrote this </title><description>&lt;p&gt;for myself during second semester of senior year: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CURRICULUM (timewise):&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;     Draw &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;          25% draw from life &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;          25% draw from photographs &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;          25% copy other artists&amp;#160;&amp;#187;; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;          25% from imagination (draw fanart if you&amp;#8217;re lacking inspiration lol)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t think I did it haha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/29100607018</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/29100607018</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 23:36:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Has to be the 101</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81ksdL7NS1r9qhhio1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Has to be the 101&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/28659318153</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/28659318153</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 19:28:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85idbFgep1r0hlb6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/28643225642</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/28643225642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 15:12:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37brooiBc1qbmm79o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/27860059022</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/27860059022</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:41:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>infectiousfarts:

asiancatlady:

offendpoppunk:

drunkenmiinds0be...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/assie/26617599147/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_26617599147" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infectiousfarts.tumblr.com/post/26584558822/asiancatlady-offendpoppunk"&gt;infectiousfarts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asiancatlady.tumblr.com/post/26578948554/offendpoppunk-drunkenmiinds0berheart-girls"&gt;asiancatlady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://offendpoppunk.tumblr.com/post/26578052176/drunkenmiinds0berheart-girls-and-their"&gt;offendpoppunk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunkenmiinds0berheart.tumblr.com/post/6591307591"&gt;drunkenmiinds0berheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girls and their boyfriends.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pftr0xRD1r2ne5b.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;please go on&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whats that smell?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pgr6YBW71qbj9ga.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do u smell it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pgrdahby1qbj9ga.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it kinda smells like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pgrjWCLQ1qbj9ga.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;….. a butthurt, single girl.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ahahaha, this is retarded. First of all, his penis will NOT go around your “pussy lips”. Your pussy lips will go around his penis! Duhhh. And speaking of not being hardheaded and ignorant…work on that, sweet cheeks. Beetwwdubs, someone should take their own advice and get over themselves. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hair. stroke it some more&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26617599147</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26617599147</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 03:24:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One year ago oh my. Hey allen</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jm1tr9U21qzleceo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One year ago oh my. Hey allen&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26354146413</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26354146413</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:03:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>LA</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hrqbiDzQ1qzleceo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26283438225</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/26283438225</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 13:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_25786621996" src="http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25786621996/audio_player_iframe/assie/tumblr_m61z05x4Hv1r5xp5g?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fassie%2F25786621996%2Ftumblr_m61z05x4Hv1r5xp5g" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25786621996</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25786621996</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 12:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xmau1mEX1r6aoqjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25678625647</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25678625647</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:37:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aiyah don&amp;#8217;t lose momentum. I want to be like my heroes </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Aiyah don&amp;#8217;t lose momentum. I want to be like my heroes &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25659725686</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25659725686</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:40:43 -0400</pubDate><category>note to self</category></item><item><title>"A designer is only as good as the questions they ask."</title><description>“A designer is only as good as the questions they ask.”</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25376781159</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25376781159</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:50:11 -0400</pubDate><category>tedX</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5obp5swXE1r0eo86o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25191452151</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25191452151</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 20:15:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>arkesh patel.. your ex bf is DEAD. how are you not sad?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;if he really passed away, my condolences. but no need to mourn, for stupidity never dies. he lives on in the minds of idiots everywhere. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25142323413</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25142323413</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 00:53:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>you really don't care that arkesh passed away? I think he did because his facebook got deactivated after people knew about it..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;who’s that? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25075345116</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/25075345116</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:14:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
It&amp;#8217;s okay to be angry, but after 30 seconds it&amp;#8217;s a waste of time. 

Time to get back to...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s okay to be angry, but after 30 seconds it&amp;#8217;s a waste of time. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Time to get back to work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Werrrk ittt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/24920678227</link><guid>http://assie.tumblr.com/post/24920678227</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:38:26 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
